If I want to begin programming robots, would it be better to learn C or C++. Also, which one would also better translate skills to creating desktop applications? Fembot, sexy robot!

ok. so i'm listening to Coast to Coast AM. it's a really messed-up but entertaining show. so their latest conversation topic: designing robots for sex, and designing robots for breast feeding. what the heck? apparently they think the breast-feeding robot will allow children to become more socialable and more stable. really?

I heard I danced like a stripper I don't know though....... Have YOU ever seen a stripper do the robot? Create video?

i herd a song it had a hard bassline and a robot vioce kept saying dirty. sexy, myspace ladies are so pretty. it was in a club and it had a hard bassline, and the vioce kept saying, dirty, sexy, horney, myspace ladies are so pretty. please if you know the name and artist or just one of those PLEASE tell me!!!!!!! Gynoid thanks.

I have a sexy robot, let's call it K-GetyoursexyBACK (K-BACK for short). This robot seems to have developed some sort of defect that allows it to experience jealousy over the true love between myself and my boyfriend, Judas Rabbi. It's hard to imagine how this could have happened, because the box it came in guarenteed that it "Will not develop emotional attachments to humans, pets, or reproductive organs." What should I do with this thing?